Colombia

I know I should be concentrating on other aspects of this story but two things jumped out at me. Firstly, that has to be a rug he is wearing and secondly, does the Telegraph not know that the country in Latin America is spelt 'Colombia' while the state in the US (where this presumably did not happen) is spelt 'Columbia'.

"I'm a Conservative MP for a small sleepy city in Staffordshire; I'm not exactly the archetypal cocaine baron."

That's what they all say, mate.

Killer line from article: "Colombia is notorious for its drugs trade, less so for its coffee whitener."
But hey, what a magnificent head of hair on Mr Fabricant!